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Jul 22, 2014 / 44,715 notes
  • Comic Con: knock knock
  • Me: who's there
  • Comic Con: not you lol
Jul 21, 2014

Am I the only one who ruins their own day dreams by something completely inconvenient occurring?

No, I totally have a chance with Ryan Gossling but we wouldn’t stay out all night roaming the city unless I had someone to watch my dog. Fuck. Now I have to start over.

Jul 21, 2014

Never been so happy to get my period. The idea of accidentally reproducing with the last guy I slept with was terrifying.

Jul 20, 2014

The only time I’ve left my apartment all weekend was to let the pup run laps in the yard. Rage.

tastefullyoffensive:

"I neuter was something wrong with this." [x]
Jul 20, 2014 / 12,521 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

"I neuter was something wrong with this." [x]

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Jul 20, 2014 / 118,033 notes
Jul 20, 2014 / 857,775 notes

Ask me about my body. (¬‿¬)

  • Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
  • Skin: Do you tan easily?
  • Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
  • Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
  • Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
  • Tongue: What was in your last meal?
  • Windpipe: Do you sing?
  • Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
  • Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
  • Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
  • Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
  • Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
  • Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
  • Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
  • Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
  • Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
  • Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
  • Back: Are you a virgin?
  • Hips: Do you like to dance?
  • Thighs: Has anyone ever called you ugly?
  • Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
  • Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
  • Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?
  • Brain: Anything you want to ask
Jul 20, 2014 / 4 notes

How early is too early to go to bed?

m3rmaid—tears:

gingysaywhat:

Raise your hand if you feel like a loser ✋

If it makes you feel better I went to bed so early I didn’t even see this post XD

Oh. That was early! Damn girl.

Don’t let the mixed signals fool you. Indecision is a decision.
Unknown (via perfect)

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Jul 20, 2014 / 177,520 notes
sexular:

denouer:

I never do this, but my family needs your help. this pit bull / boxer mix is named Daisy. she’s a four-year-old very lovable rescue. she needs a new home by the end of this week or my sister’s boyfriend is putting her down. she has escaped her enclosure a few times due to the gate being left open and the city has given the family citations because of it, causing their insurance to go up, so they are planning to put her down rather than find somewhere for her to live. she is not violent towards people, though she did occasionally fight with the other pit the family has (never to an extreme). she’s a kind, loving, sweet dog who needs a loving owner. she is spayed and all of her shots are up to date. we will pay for all training and equipment required by anyone who could take her in. my sister is heartbroken at the possibility of having to put her down and we have until the end of the week to find her a home. we’re located in Royal Oak, Michigan, but we will drive to you if you’re able to take her in. 
please do me a favor and reblog this so we can find this lil babe a home. message or e-mail me if you or someone you know can help us. zhfields@gmail,com.

SAVE THE PUPPY
Jul 20, 2014 / 1,614 notes

sexular:

denouer:

I never do this, but my family needs your help. this pit bull / boxer mix is named Daisy. she’s a four-year-old very lovable rescue. she needs a new home by the end of this week or my sister’s boyfriend is putting her down. she has escaped her enclosure a few times due to the gate being left open and the city has given the family citations because of it, causing their insurance to go up, so they are planning to put her down rather than find somewhere for her to live. she is not violent towards people, though she did occasionally fight with the other pit the family has (never to an extreme). she’s a kind, loving, sweet dog who needs a loving owner. she is spayed and all of her shots are up to date. we will pay for all training and equipment required by anyone who could take her in. my sister is heartbroken at the possibility of having to put her down and we have until the end of the week to find her a home. we’re located in Royal Oak, Michigan, but we will drive to you if you’re able to take her in. 

please do me a favor and reblog this so we can find this lil babe a home. message or e-mail me if you or someone you know can help us. zhfields@gmail,com.

SAVE THE PUPPY

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